Nizzaz Biography Part One

Writers note: I would like to thank my good friend Nizzaz for offering to give me some of his thoughts regarding his childhood and giving me information about the lost parts of his life without him I'm afraid this biography would just be based on archeological evidence from his life. I would also like to thank his loyal community and whoever is the writer of the wiki page for Nizzaz he’s probably a really great guy whose modest and a great friend probably but like I don’t know him personally so you know ask him. Or better yet tell the writer of the wiki page for Nizzaz how great he is.

epilogue

This is the story of one of the greatest space pirate twitch streamer warrior in history many may think he’s just a myth fabricated to take on many forms, or a child hood story to teach you good lessons and manners but this man was real and he was a handsome rogue that rose to honor and glory in his early years on his own planet through his fame as a great warrior and then retired to his humble life as the twitch streamer you know today. This man's life was astounding and fitting for a tale told but unfortunately many of his records of feats were destroyed on his home planet after the great cleansing. The hero we know today as the warrior hero Nizzaz may have had many more feats that we don’t know of. Luckly, I happen to be good friends with the great Nizzaz and he offered to give me the information that was lost about his childhood and his warrior years to finally give an answer about his lost and mysterious past. Though Nizzaz is acting as a guide for evens I am unsure of this biography will not be bias and will in fact go through many aspects that are unsavory about Nizzaz’s life. I hope that you will enjoy hearing about the childhood hero Nizzaz and all the events that you might have heard from the story’s your grandmother must have read to you by the fire from “Nizzaz’s story's: the hero from outer space” by Arthur Paine. This book will go in-depth on many of the storys from his magnum opus because he was a great inspiration to me for writing this book. I hope you enjoy the words from Nizzaz’s life and maybe learn something new from his great roles in history.

Nizzaz’s prebirth

Before nizzaz was born his family was not rich but not poor however there mother got worldwide fame in the arena fighting for the king. At that time in the planets history only ever women fought in the arena (probably because the king was horny). His father was young compared to his mother at only 9 (27 on earth) and his mother was 12 (36 on earth) this was not very strange on planet Glurb but it was strange for the woman to be the older one. This is because the choosing ceremony the males chose the female that they wish to use to fertilize there egg thought it is normally this way Nizzaz’s mother was such an accomplished fighter by that point she was given the writ by the king to chose from the remaining males to fertilize there egg. Not being able to chose a female in the ceremony usually meant for males that they didn’t get to reproduce however this opportunity reared its head and allowed Nizzaz’s father to

just barely get chosen before Nizzaz was born his parents had a boy and a girl making Nizzaz the third child. On planet Glurb being the third born child usually meant that you were sent to on of the wars that the king was fighting by the time nizzaz was born it was the war of Nymt which was later renamed the blood bowl war because the war was the bloodiest war in the solar systems history up until that point. Nizzaz’s mother saw this coming before Nizzaz’s father gave birth to him and new it would spell bad news for him (which is spelled b-a-d n-e-w-s) so she struck a deal with the king which very much might have saved Nizzaz’s life. This deal said that Nizzaz would not have to go into war but Nizzaz’s mothers 4th child would have to be the kings adopted son because the king was infertle and was unable to have any. Nizzaz’s mother reluctantly accepted understanding that this would help save his sons life and give her fouth son a better life but this would lead to one of the bloodiest battles in that solar systems history and would end up almost costing Nizzaz his life. By the day of Nizzaz’s birth everything was prepared for his father to give birth this was a momentous day for the family and lead to one of the best hero's the universe had ever known.

Nizzaz’s early life

Nizzaz was an average size baby when he was born but his birth was hard on his father and the doctor warned the family he might die if he was to have another this was a problem because of Nizzaz’s mother’s agreement to the king, this fact was not thought of very much on the day of Nizzaz’s birth because it was a momentous day he was born on the eve of Flobulon which is a big day in the planet Glurbs belief because it is said that the chosen one will be born on the day of Flobulon. Even though Nizzaz was born on the eve of Florbulon and not the day of it many sceptics and historians believe his birth might have actually taken place on the day of Flobulon but that fact was concealed because the king thought the child would be put in the throne instead of him due to his connection to the faith. Many trusted historians dismiss this fact as a way of Nizzaz to seem more godly but what he did later in life is a tick off to the fact that he might be the chosen on after all. This is a highly disputed fact in the historian world but it simply be impossible to tell weather he was born on the eve or on the day because many of files and novels were lost in the great cleansing. We do know despite the inconsistency's with Nizzaz’s birth date he was examined by priest and pastors because oh his birthday being so close to the chosen one’s day. In his early life these exams took hours to go through and would be repeated until he was 4 (12 years old in earth years) these seem to have left a mark on young Nizzaz’s brain because he fondly remembers these exams and is traumatized to this day at the events that took place during them. One of these sessions indivitualy he describes in great detail he remembers the priest taking a cattle prong and using it to burn his back he still has these scars to this day and unfortunately still has the memory's on thing that did come in handy from these sessions was in depth records of his early life these records fortunately were

not destroyed in the great cleansing because they were records of the church this makes these records one of the oldest records of Nizzaz ever and would become known as the proclamation tapes later. These records describe Nizzaz being a respectful but quiet boy that grew very smart very quick many use this as evidence to prove he is the chosen one but many dispute this saying it was probably just from his high iq scores. Whatever the reason Nizzaz was far smarter than his classmate. Though Nizzaz was smart many describe him as being to smart for his own good he was known as a naughty youth by his neighbors and this far contrasted his young gentle boy hood that the priest wrote about.

Nizzaz’s rise to glory

Nizzaz was a troubled boy like many others that lived on his planet the chance of surviving childhood was slim due to the expectations of the church many children lost there hands due to the church cutting them off and this was always the executioner's axe hanging over many of the boys heads. Nizzaz recalls himself narrowly escaping this fate and being scolded for it, he never quite understood his mothers threats and assumed that the threat of the church cutting off his hands were just hollow threats made by his mother. He believed this until one day one of the students from his class walked into school with his hands chopped off. Most people knew you did not live very long after your hands were chopped off because the lack of modern medicine  was yet to be invented yet due to the fact that most scientists were fascinated with space travel. Knowing this most of the other children ignored the young boy and treated him like a ghost. Nizzaz did not know about this unspoken rule so he sympathized with the young boy. The boy who had lost his hands just the day before would not show up to school tomorrow. This would be one of the moments in nizzaz’s life that he would not forget he describes the scene as gruesome and a true lack of humanity on the people from his home planet(after note: like your mums house). This image was burned into young Nizzaz’s head and made him think harder about the choses he made(also like your moms house). This horrid scene however would not stop him from perusing his passion of fighting at the arenas(especially like your moms house). This passion was most likely brought on by his exposure to the sport because of his mother and her job fighting in the death tournaments. Up to this point no male had ever been a gladiator so young nizzaz at the age of 4 ½ (almost 13 in earth years) got as close as he could get. Nizzaz volunteered to be a janitor at the stadium this was a respected yet not well-paying job in planet Glurbs, but Nizzaz did not do this job for the pay he did it to be exposed to the sport and learn the ins and out’s of gladiating and by the time his brother was born he had started practicing it on his own time.

Nizzaz’s younger brother

By the time his father was pregnant again Nizzaz had graduated at the age of 4 1/3 (13 in earth years) this was a young age but not unheard of. Nizzaz’s younger brother’s birth was much more solem that Nizzaz’s because the entire family knew that the brother would be given to the king who had grow weak in his old age. After the birth and a brief look at his brother he wouldn’t see until he was much older because the kings advisor took him right out of the womb

like he had a net and the second he popped out he was captured like a fish he even started flopping around like one. Nizzaz remembers being sad that’s it sad what did you expect me to us a thesaurus when writing this fine ill go to one online ok one of the suggestions was melancholy there are you happy now. Nizzaz remembers being melncholy at the loss of his new born brother.

Nizzazs climax of part one

Years after the loss of his brother when Nizzaz was an adult at the age of 6 (18 in earth years)(after note: I didn’t mean to make him the age of consent I swear) he was finally given his chance in the colosseum in the battle of a millenia where the winner was give the beauty of the gods and to be powerful above all else. This was Nizzazs first time in a fight and would not be easy. Nizzaz had never been in a fight before and was only able to fight is because of his personal connection to the king. The king despite his old age did come and watch the tournament with many of his advisors and a new one named jack. Nizzaz did not have trouble with any of his matches except the last one which is also used as proof that he is the chosen one. His last round was against the kings own advisor jack. There was something very familiar about him and then nizzaz put his finger on it he was his long lost dog but nizzaz was wrong about that it was actually his long lost brother but Nizzaz didn’t have much time to think about that because jack came in for the attack Jack got Nizzaz to the floor but Nizzaz one by saying he was his real brother and then beating the shit out of him oh my god what the fuck hes like 3 jesus. Then he got the beauty of the gods which is why hes called the sexiest twitch streamer in the universe and gained the ability of channeling his cum energy (which he has a lot of). This upset the king as he had spent much time training jack for this very porpose. The king was so enraged he sent his guards to capture him but nizzaz escaped of the planet as a stowaway on a pirate vessel.